July 2012
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Please please please please stop
saying “…made my ovaries explode.”
Every time I see that phrase I kind of want to throw up. Why… why is this a thing? What does it even mean? Does it refer to when something is sexy, or cute or, like, when you see a really adorable baby or something? Why do they explode? Why the ovaries? Is there a male anatomical equiva-
you know what don’t answer that.
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June 2012
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people: aren't you a little too old for Pokémon
me: Aerodactyl noise
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Watchsend help
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Finally changed my tumblr icon. Not that I don’t still love Barnaby to death. It’s just…
…you know…
…Karkat.
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raemanzu:
shavingryansprivates:
we’re going dooown down dadaloolooarown
and sugar we’re goin down swingin
abeemanummawan with a bullet
load a gun complex cockatoo pull it
Oh it’s so nice to find the official lyrics of this song and realize I’ve been hearing it right all this time!
This made me straight up crack up right out loud.
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My desire to cosplay Dream Dirk has grown...
damn is he cool
I need to start this costume now, my next con is in a couple months.
I need a sick wig.
If I didn’t have black-brown hair that would just turn yellow, I would just bleach it, no lie.
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How You Can Have a Bunch of Great Ideas but Still...
chirart:
Hahahaha ever since Saturday the Korra finale seems to make me angrier and angrier. As a storyteller and as a fan of solid storytelling, it is an atrocious mess! I stand by the creators are amazing directors, amazing concept artists, amazing producers, but wow are they terrible writers. They have absolutely no understanding of dramatic convention, and so the first season of The Legend...
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Success
Okay, turns out not only CAN I eat pudding with chopsticks, but soy pudding is not NEARLY as gross as I thought it would be. That was actually delicious.
Damn, dairy free products have come a long way in 20 years, holy cow.
…like, they don’t taste like poop anymore.
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Today we are going to find out if I can eat...
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Whatever
Bolin x Iroh forever.
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Geek Culture Wants a Cookie & A Pat on the Head... →
“Images like this irritate me. I don’t like the self-congratulatory aspect of geek culture which appears to have become an epidemic spread via images on websites like Facebook. But what good is complaining when I can, instead, unpack the image and try to start a dialogue on why geek culture needs to take a good, long, hard look in the mirror before patting itself on the back for the...
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3pithimia asked: This was too long to put in your question-post thingy. There's a theory out there that Dad's not real; that he's a construct of the game as made by the Batterwtich to keep John and Jane complacent before she takes over. However, John is somewhat aware of it in that he despises cake and Betty Crocker products and the like; but Jane is hooked in what with her future title as heiress...
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Homestuckers, what's the deal with Dad?
Like…John, Jade, Dave and Rose have these guardians - John has Dad/Nanna, Jade has Bec/Grandpa, Dave Has Bro/???(Cal? Himself? IDK), and Rose has Mom/Jasper.
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Roses’s mom turns out to be Roxy in alpha, and Rose becomes the mom.
Dave’s bro becomes Dirk, Dave becomes the Bro.
That’s pretty cut and dry.
But Jade’s Grandpa becomes Jake, and… does Jade have an...
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DIRK IS STILL MY FAVORITE
DIRK WILL ALWAYS BE MY FAVORITE
HE JUST KEEPS BEING MORE AND MORE MY FAVORITE I CAN’T HANDLE THIS
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Fun Fact for people who run services they want me...
I will not sign up for your service if you require me to input my gender and the only options are “male” and “female.”
So no Ping for me! No matter how many times you ask, iTunes. If you can’t dream up a third option like “other” or “prefer not to disclose,” I ain’t joinin’. ARE YOU LISTENING, CORPORATIONS? THIS IS AN EASY...
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